Ducote Greatest Invention

Interviewer: Thank you for meeting us today in this new year x232. Caprico is looking strong.

Ducote: Why of course I would give the people what they want.

Interviewer: Certainly. Then let’s just get to it. Last night you wrote on Spitter, “Eureka. My greatest, my love, my heart.” Care to elaborate? Is. There. An. S.O.?

Ducote: No. No. No. NO! You know I don’t have time for that. Between In-GRS and myself, no way. But, I do have something much more dear now. You could say...my child. She, He, or They is not perfect yet. But who am I kidding, they’ll always be perfect in my eyes.

Interview: Oh, and will we ever meet this perfect child?

Ducote: There will be a time, but it is not now. In the future when I know they will do what’s right for Felix, for Maior Mundus. Just know, K4H-L33, that you are my world and my heart.

Interview: How beautiful. A single father everyone! What can you not accomplish? We are sincerely happy for your new family. May They be as great as you are. Burt Mackelin Ducote everyone!